I think it would be great if Eleanor just dropped the nice girl act and tweeted ‘Don’t hate me cause you ain’t me fuckers’ and then waited a few minutes and tweeted ‘And Louis fucking hates carrot you pieces of shit’
that would be good
remember when people choked on cinnamon to entertain the internet
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I think I might cry myself to sleep tonight because I might not ever get my glorious phone back… it’s like a part of me has been ripped out…
STUPID FUCKING AT&T. YOU FUCKING IDIOTS. I FUCKING HATE YOU GUYS. I WANT MY PHONE BACK. WHY CAN’T YOU JUST TAKE AWAY THE 2 DAMN DATA PLANS THAT YOU FORCED MY DAD TO PAY. YOU FUCKING HOES.
our Disneyland recordings…
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Zayn - “Ohh yes i hit it, Liam i hit it”
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Niall Horan drunk
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dayum lick it lou :D :D
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okay WHY IS IT ALWAYS FIRE BENDERS KILLING PARENTS
- jet: fire benders killed my parents
- zuko: fire benders exiled my mother
- hiroshi: fire benders killed my wife
- asami: fire benders killed my mom
- mako/bolin: fire benders killed our parents
- katara/sokka: fire benders killed our mom
- Aang: Fire Benders killed my entire race.
- amon: fire benders killed my family
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Haven’t Met You Yet - Niall HoranI THINK MY VIRGINITY JUST THREW ITSELF AT THIS
Omfg! Perfection. I love how you can still hear his accent when he sings! :’)
I love this <3
I’M READY.
OMG Su acento!
can you just marry me
WHAT. IS. AIR.
I KNOW NIALL I KNOW YOU HAVEN’T MET ME YET BUT IM HERE
IM HERE WAITING FOR YOU SO COME ONOvaries.just.exploded.
OMFG
and people say Niall can’t sing pshhh
This gets a lot of play on my iTunes.
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What's wrong with our society.
- Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
- America: Well sure why not?
- Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
- America: Whatever you want!
- Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
- America: Okay, sounds like fun!
- Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
- America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
